This actually happened.

I had given some truffles I had made to someone and they texted me to tell me that they tasted like chocolate ecstasy. I felt complimented. I shared this with another friend, and they stated that they thought that was terrible! Isn’t ecstasy a drug of some sort? I explained that, yes, it was a drug and it makes you really happy. This friend responded with, well, doesn’ t it make you have to go to the bathroom a lot? I was thinking- what?!? They added, yeah, it’s like you add this powder to whatever you’re baking and it makes you have diaharrea.

Honey, that’s ex-lax. Hilarious. I’m going to keep them around for a while…

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